1. The New Orleans Saints
3. Parents who have their first kids after their thirty-fifth birthday, and think their dipshit spawn has messianic properties, manifestations of which must be shared with every utterance.
4. Hillary Clinton supporters / Donald Trump Supporters. Two sides of the same fucktard coin.
5. Bankers, CEOs, and financial industry pimps.
6. Unironic Rapture Porn Fetishists
7. Libertarians. Choose a side or get the hell off the field, you passive/aggressive fuck.
8. Lars from Metallica
9. People who vape. Seriously, if you don't have the testicular heft to quit cold turkey, go smoke a cigarette, die, and get your useless DNA out of the gene pool. Nobody gives a fuck that you can blow elaborate smoke rings with an enchanting vanilla scent.
10. Those who "love Bob Dylan's songs, but just can't take his voice".
Fuck all of you.