The Eight Rules of Republican Fight Club

The First rule of Republican Fight Club is you do not talk about Republican Fight Club....without mentioning Obamacare, radical Islam, or aborted babies. 

 

The Second Rule of Republican Fight Club is you do not talk about Republican Fight Club...without clearing it with the Koch brothers first. 

 

The Third Rule of Republican Fight Club: the question means nothing. Ramble on.

 

The Fourth Rule of Republican Fight Club: the bell ringing, the light flashing, or the moderator saying "Time's Up", all mean "talk louder."

 

The Fifth Rule of Republican Fight Club: Jesus, the Constitution, or the founding fathers? They mean whatever you want 'em to. Make shit up if you have to. 

 

The Sixth Rule of Republican Fight Club is Bros before Hos. And old, white guys before the young, brown dudes. The old black guys are alright, long as they don't get too uppity. 

 

The Seventh Rule of Republican Fight Club is mo' Jesus. 

 

The Eighth Rule of Republican Fight Club: poo flung is poo not wasted. 

 

 

 

 

Brent Sanders 2015

 

 

 

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