That's right, one and all. I'm coming back. After a long absence, it's time to rev up again.
So buckle up...the driver on this short bus to Hell has just released the parking brake.
By the way, to those who have asked, no, I don't know what happened to all the previous content, and that's sad, drenched in genius as it was. I'm sure it exists still on some server somewhere, or on somebody's disc. But as of this moment, it is gone.